as told to Valaria

I am Hutch
Hutch I am
Gay I am
That Hutch-I-am, that gay-I-am,
Just what is with that gay I am?
Would you like to do me, mman? I would not like to with a man.
I do not like that, Hutch-I-Am.
Would you want me here, or there? I would not want you here or there;
I would not want you anywhere.
I do not do it with a man.
I would not like it, Gay-I-Am.
Would you do it in a cave?
Would you like it there, please, Dave?
I would not like it in a cave.
Im really not at all that brave.
Would you like it on a grave? I would not like it on a grave,
I would not like it in a cave.
I will not do it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I can not do it with a man.
I do not like it, Gay-I-Am!
Would you do it on the run?
Won't you do me just for fun?
I would not do it on the run.
I do not think that it is fun.
Would you do it, would you agree
in front of our Captain Dobey?
I would not, could not nearby Dobey.
Would you do me in Huggy's bar?
Could you, would you in my car?
I would not do it in your car!
I will not do it in a bar.
I could not do it on the run.
I cannot do you just for fun.
I wont ever do you in a cave.
(I told you, I am not that brave.)
I will not do you here or there.
I would not like it anywhere!
I cannot do it with a man.
I cannot want it, Hutch-I-am!
Try it! Try it! You will see
You can really like to mess with me!
Okay, Ill try it,
if you agree
to ever after let me be . . . .

I like it! I like it with a man.
      I love to do you, Hutch-I-Am.
          And I will do you in your car,
                And I will do you in Huggys bar.
                     I could, I would at once agree
                          To do it with you near Cap Dobey.
                               And I will do you on the run,
                                    Yes, I will do you just for fun.
                                          (Hell, Ill even do you with my gun!)
                                               I will do you in a cave;
                                                    (Like you, I find I am that brave!)
                                                          I will do you here and there,

Yes, I will do you EVERYWHERE!

I do so like it with a man.

Thank you, thank you, Hutch-I-Am!

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