FROM THE BUREAU OF SEXY STATISTICS:

     Hutch boards a flight for his vacation to San Francisco and is seated next to an absolutely gorgeous man with laughing blue eyes and a head full of dark unruly curls. They exchange brief hellos and both take out books and start reading to pass the time. Finally, the dark-haired stranger notices that Hutch is reading a manual about sexual statistics. With a smile and a naughty twinkle in his eye, the stranger asks Hutch about it.

     Hutch is a little embarrassed, but the man is really cute, so he replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It says that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Hutch. What's yours?"

     The man grins a crooked smile and replies, "Tonto Starsky, nice to meet you."

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