FROM THE BUREAU OF SEXY STATISTICS:

     Hutch, after a harrowing and unusual day on the job with his handsome partner Starsky, finally goes off duty. He enters The Pits and sits down.

     "What can I get you?" the bartender, Huggy Bear, inquires.

     "I want six shots of Jagermeister," Hutch says.

     "Six shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"

     "Yeah. My first blowjob."

     "Well," said Huggy cheerily, "in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house."

     Hutch paled. "No offense, Huggy. But if six shots won't Get rid of the taste, nothing will."